January 6th, 2010
Matthew Gruman – Hi Bye Uncle Matthew (ft. Ry-Ry)
My niece’s harmonica skills aren’t up to par yet, so I jammed with her phone message.
My niece’s harmonica skills aren’t up to par yet, so I jammed with her phone message.
I finally put up a portfolio!
I made this today—hope you like it! I had a lot of fun making it.

Photo Credit: Radio Milwaukee
I use the following positions for chords:
C: 332010
G: 320033
Bb: 113331
F: 133211
Power chords will sounds just fine, though.
TV on the Radio
Golden Age
Verse riff:
A|--3-1-3-1--3-1-3--1-1-1--|
Chorus riff:
D|-----5--------3--|
A|--3--------1-----|
Heart beat sounding
Ricocheting in their cage
Thought I'd lose my balance
With the grounds bounce and sway
And all this violence
And all this goes away
And the vibes that rise like
Fireflies illuminate our play
Some light being
Pulled you up from night's party
Said clap your hands
If you think your soul is free
And the silence was astounding
'cept some "Oh Lord!! Mercy Me's"
And oh you can't stop what's comin' up
You're never gonna stop gonna live it up
And oh it's gonna drop gonna fill your cup
And oh it's gonna drop gonna fill your cup
C G Bb F
The age of miracles
C G Bb F
The age of sound
C G Bb F
Well there's a Golden Age
C G Bb F
Comin' round, comin' round, comin' round
Give it up
'stead of grabbing for decay
What we viewed as gold
I believe pollutes this space
And its grace ascending
Like a snake up your tree
Up your happy ending understanding
All your s'pposed to be
Let it move right in
Let it kiss your face
Let it sow your skin
In perpetual embrace
Like I said "Love's Light is Laughter"
Like the sun spitting happiness into the hereafter
Oh here it comes like a natural disaster
Ah blowing up like a ghetto blaster
Ah here it comes, bring it faster
Ah here it comes, bring it faster
C G Bb F
The age of miracles
C G Bb F
The age of sound
C G Bb F
Well there's a Golden Age
C G Bb F
Comin' round, comin' round, comin' round
C F
Love, don't you falter
C
Burning hearts
Dragged behind
F
The horses dancing on the altar
C
Hooves breaking Gods
F
To diamond dust and stars
And there you are...
Now we're all allowed to breathe
Walls dissolve
With the hunger and the greed
Move your body
You've got all you need
And your arms in the air stir a sea of stars
And oh here it comes and it's not so far
All light beings
Come on now make haste
Clap your hands
If you think you're in the right place
Thunder all surrounding
Aw feel it quake with the joy resounding
Palm to the palm you can feel it pounding
Never give it up you can feel it mounting
Oh its gonna drop gonna fill your cup and
Oh its gonna drop gonna fill your cup
C G Bb F
The age of miracles
C G Bb F
The age of sound
C G Bb F
Well there's a Golden Age
C G Bb F
Comin' round, comin' round, comin' round
C G Bb F
The age of miracles
C G Bb F
The age of sound
C G Bb F
Well there's a Golden Age
C G Bb F
Comin' round, comin' round, comin' round
C G Bb F
Tabbed by Matthew Gruman, matthewgruman.com
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I found myself needing some excuses and was amazed that this site didn’t exist.
So I made it.
Please visit/participate.
The first album I ever owned was touch by The Eurythmics. I was 6 or 7 and had never heard them before, but I was obsessed with the cover and against my Mom’s advice, I insisted.
For years, I absolutely hated it but I wouldn’t let anyone know to save face. When my friends and I would do lip synchs in the backyard, I’d always do this one or “Sweet Dreams” and pretended that I liked it. It is undoubtably the most disliked album I’ve ever been completely familiar with.
When I moved out of Lower Sackville at age 13, I hid it in the basement floor so I wouldn’t ever have to listen to it again. “I don’t know where it is!” I’d feign every time my Mom or brother asked about it.
As I got older, I began to like the band and just last week decided to learn this song. I spent a couple hours this afternoon recording—hope you like it!

Photo Credit: Clothes Horse Records.
soso – the first of a thousand goodbyes Em Bm Am I guess I thought his clothes and personal possessions would somehow make me feel his presence. But his mittens with mismatching thumbs are dumb without his hands to animate them. I guess in the same way i thought that if i lay myself down in this field something would be revealed if i listen hard, i listen hard Things are rarely as i expect Echoing Hallmark card sentiments like “Please accept our deepest sympathies” and quotings with great regret A lifetime of generating assets can be a real pain in the ass Shifting through old boxes of shit in the garage And when old people die there are no casserole and pies at the end of the rainbow Just a lot of grown ups with wet eyes Red faces and neck ties from ten years ago On the last happy or sad occasion And don' forget to get the good shirt laundered I've squandered all my thoughtful words in the first third of my life And i said i wasn't going to write anymore songs like this I don't want to write anymore songs like this I, I know I know this the first of a thousand goodbyes I, I know I know this is the first of ten thousand goodbyes
Download an mp3 from CLothes Horse Records.

Photo Credit: Rugged Elegance.
The intro part should be involve some sort of pick pattern to sound like the record. The notes in parenthesis (G# and Bb) are just individual notes to be played on the bass strings.
Rent
You'll See (from the movie soundtrack)
C C/b Am (G#) (Bb)
ROGER
What Happened to Benny?
What Happened to his Heart
And the Ideals he Once Pursued?
BENNY
And the Owner of that lot Next Door
Has the Right to do with it as he Pleases
ROGER
Happy Birthday, Jesus
G
BENNY (spoken)
The Rent
MARK
You're wasting your time
ROGER (spoken)
We're broke
F
MARK
And you Broke your Word-This is Absurd
G
BENNY
There is One Way you Won't Have to Pay
F
ROGER
I Knew It
G
BENNY
Next Door
The Home of CyberArts
You see
F
And now that the Block is Rezoned
G
Our Dream can Become
F
A Reality
C F
You'll See Boys
C F
You'll See Boys
VERSE
(spoken)
A State of the Art
Digital
Virtual
Interactive Studio
I'll Forego your Rent
And on Paper Guarantee
That you can Stay here for Free
If You'll Do Me One Small Favor
MARK (spoken)
What?
BENNY (spoken)
Convince Maureen
To Cancel her Protest
MARK (spoken)
Why not get an Injunction
Or Call the Cops?
BENNY
(spoken)
I did, and They're on Stand By
G
But my Investors Would Rather
F
I Handle this Quietly
ROGER (spoken)
You can't Quietly Wipe Out
An Entire Tent City
Then Watch "It's Wonderful Life"
On T.V.
BENNY
You Wanna Produce Films
And Write Songs
You Need Somewhere to Do It
It's What we Used to Dream About
Think Twice Before You Poo Poo It
C F
You'll See Boys
You'll See Boys
Eb C
You'll See the Beauty of a Studio
Eb
That Let's Us Do Our Work
C
And Get Paid
Eb
With Condos on the Top
C
Who's Rent Keeps Open our Shop
Eb
Just Stop the Protest
D
And You'll Have It Made
C
You'll See
Or You'll Pack