MSN Conversation with Greg
Because Travis doesn’t publish ours anymore, meet my friend/former roommate Greg:
The Wire, Diabetes, and Waffle Cones
Greg: cant stop watching the wire
Greg: my dreams are gonna be forever ruined
Matthew: what is the wire?
Greg: its an hbo show about crime and drugs in baltimore
Greg: named best show on tv a few times, its pretty sweet
Matthew: what is baltimore?
Greg: its an icecream waffle cone thing with nuts and caramel in the center
Matthew: sounds like it would make my foot fall off
Matthew: but it would be the most delicious cause of gangrene ever
Greg: the wire refers to the little red string that helps you unwrap the cone
Greg: are you allergic to waffles?
Matthew: no, I have diabetes
Matthew: allergies aren’t usually the cause of gangrene
Greg: whats diabetes?
Matthew: a mental disorder, originating in ancient greece, that sees those afflicted cutting their own feet up until they become gangrenous and fall off
Greg: thats crazy man, where do the waffle cones fit in?
Matthew: they’ve tracked down the DNA string that activates the disorder. amazingly, it’s EXACTLY the same as what is found in waffle cones
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