Yuppie Complaints

This morning, I complained about the following:

  1. My student-assistant came in when I wanted to work alone. Sadly, I even ignored him for a minute but it got too awkward since HE SITS FIVE FEET BEHIND ME.
  2. My regular barista has started to ask me how I’m doing when I get my morning coffee. No talking before coffee.
  3. On a monthly basis, I lose my cheques and have to overturn my apartment looking for them.

I think I finally understand why people eat Wonderbread.

Posted on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 at 12:35 pm in Uncategorized.
MLA: Gruman, Matthew. Yuppie Complaints. matthewgruman.com. Matthew Gruman, 25 Sep. 2007. Web. 10 Feb. 2012.

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